Oregon Entrepreneurs

We decided to leave. We intend to form our own country, and we take the other Blue States with us.

In case you do not know, that includes Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial for the nation, and especially for people in the new country of New California.

To summarize briefly:
You get Texas, Oklahoma, and all the slave states.

We get stem cell research and the best beaches.
We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood.
We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.
We get Harvard. You get Ole 'Miss
We get 85 percent of venture capital and entrepreneurs in America.
You get Alabama.
We get two-thirds of revenue, you get to make red states pay their fair share.

Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition, we get a group of happy families. You get a group of single mothers. Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and anti-war, and we want all our citizens back from Iraq at once. If you need people to fight against, ask your evangelicals. They have kids they're apparently willing to send to death for nothing, and they do not care if you do not show pictures of their children's caskets coming home. We do wish you success in Iraq, and we hope that weapons of mass destruction turn, but we are not willing to spend our resources in Bush's Quagmire.

With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80 percent of the country's freshwater, over 90 percent of the pineapple and lettuce, 92 percent of the country's fresh fruit, 95 percent quality wines in America (you can serve French wines at state dinners) 90 percent of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the coal with low sulfur content of U.S. , all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and seven sister schools, plus Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Cal and MIT.

With the Red States, on the other hand, you have to cope with 88 percent of all obese Americans (and their projected costs of health care), 92 percent of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of the tornadoes, 90 percent of the hurricanes, 99 percent of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100 percent of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.

We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.

In addition, 38 percent of those Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62 percent believe life is sacred unless we discuss the legislation of the death penalty or gun, 44 percent say that evolution is a theory that 53 percent Saddam was involved in 9 / 11 and 61 per cent of crazy bastards believe you are people with more morals then we lefties. Wow ... Breathtaking ..........

Incidentally, we take the pot good, too. You can have that weed land they farm in Mexico.

no need for separation, the whole country will be blue, when Barack Obama wins a landslide

dude, I read the first lines, scroll down, saw how you wrote, and he was too lazy to read all the b / c I'm tall, so I see the last sentence of ur question, and I agree, keep the good kush here schwaggy can stay in meh-i-co. honesetly but it does not matter, we are one, and our time as a world power is complete. it is time to face facts in world history, no power has been able to maintain. we looked like we could be the first to do so, I think we'll go down in history as a country that could not continue it's domination.