Waterproof Bible

I want to buy a Bible waterproof because all mines get all soaked in the tub, shower, and a pool.

go ahead dear

I laughed, but I have these things on teeth whitening and I do not want them to start coming off or something. But I liked the question though, and I think you've hit on an untapped market.

No, but that sounds like a good idea because I like to read the Bible.

I think you might have something here ...